1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:04,091 . 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,049 - Will and Grace is recorded 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,311 in front of a live studio audience. 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,618 - Honey, you gonna pack your self-portrait? 5 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,620 - No, and that's not me. 6 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:15,624 It's just some sad, gay man that bums everybody out. 7 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:18,540 - Hmm. My mistake. 8 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:24,067 - How crazy is it that the two of you are both having babies? 9 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,810 Oh, look! I found the penis on the tree. 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,159 - Well, the baby's coming. 11 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:32,032 It's time. I can feel it. 12 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,077 - It's time! 13 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,209 - It's time! That's it! 14 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,037 It's time! Everybody knows what to do. 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,691 Commence Operation Baby. 16 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:41,824 - [moans] 17 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,441 - Did no one read my email? 18 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:53,531 - Which email? - What's email? 19 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,011 - The one with the subject line, 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,883 "Operation Baby. Read--important. 21 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,320 I mean it, guys." 22 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,756 - I didn't think it was important. 23 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,236 - Oh, I didn't read it. 24 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,674 - I stopped reading after, "And so it begins." 25 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,415 - Come on. Come on, let's go. 26 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:10,548 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 27 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:17,512 ♪ 28 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,516 - I'm really sorry for the false alarm. 29 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,692 - Eh, I'm used to false alarms 30 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:26,390 from hysterical women. 31 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:29,611 You're not dying, Judith! 32 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,134 You're just having a panic attack 33 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:34,572 because your DVR didn't record "Chicago Fire." 34 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:37,358 - The doctor said to induce labor, 35 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,795 I should walk around and exercise. 36 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:43,668 - Well, then that baby is never getting born. 37 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:46,932 - "What the whozie? Where's the boozy?" 38 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:50,414 said the floozy to the snoozy. 39 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,068 - It's all packed up. 40 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,244 - No, it isn't. 41 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:57,900 It's behind the Jewzie. 42 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,079 - Oh, no. You forgot to pack up 43 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,602 your self-portrait. 44 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,039 - Why does everybody think that's me? 45 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,390 It's a gaunt, dead-eyed man 46 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:12,654 who never changes and looks down on everyone. 47 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:18,007 - My mistake. 48 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,835 [sighs] I remember the day 49 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:20,749 he put that up. 50 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,185 - No, no, no. I told you. 51 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,318 No reminiscing. This is a fresh start! 52 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,146 We're having babies, a new house. 53 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,582 We're moving forward, not back. 54 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,801 - Jack! The stage manager 55 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:32,500 from your Broadway play just called on the landline. 56 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:36,504 Sailor number five, he cannot go on tonight. 57 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,860 - It's actually happening, people! 58 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,300 - Oh, my God. Jack, does this mean 59 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,041 you're gonna perform on Broadway tonight? 60 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:55,871 - Eh, no, eh, Jack is not the first understudy. 61 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,481 - But you never know. Something could happen to him. 62 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,787 - Then you'd go on? - Eh, no. 63 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:02,486 Then, it would go to the second understudy. 64 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,836 - And if a terrible thing happens to him? 65 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,143 - That's right, Karen. Jack would only be 66 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,929 one more person away from performing on Broadway tonight! 67 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:13,323 - [laughs] 68 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,761 It's so close! 69 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:19,329 My dream of taking a bow on a Broadway stage 70 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,288 is only a car accident, a death in the family, 71 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,768 and a respiratory infection away from coming true! 72 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,424 - I just got a letter from Stan. 73 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:30,862 - How? - On my phone. 74 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,386 - That's email! 75 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,649 - May I finish? 76 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,653 He wants me to meet him at the top 77 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,264 of the Statue of Liberty at 5:00. 78 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,005 - Isn't that where you had your first date? 79 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,311 - It is. 80 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,530 We had a picnic on the torch deck. 81 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,229 Back when I was tired and poor, 82 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,667 and he was just a huddled mass, yearning to eat brie. 83 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,452 - Well, we know he's still in love with you. 84 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,932 He obviously wants you back. 85 00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:00,849 - And I considered it for a minute, but, uh... 86 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:04,679 Like Wilma here, 87 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,855 I'm moving forward, not backward. 88 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:09,814 - Okay, for the last time, that is not me. 89 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,729 It's a painting my mother gave my father 90 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:15,037 but he didn't like it 'cause he thought it was too gay. 91 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,790 My mistake. 92 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:34,448 . 93 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,320 - What is this thing? Where is it taking me? 94 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:40,323 Are we in Jakarta? 95 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,933 - It's called a taxi. 96 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:44,414 We didn't want you to have to say good-bye to Stan alone, 97 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,068 because we're nice people. 98 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:50,290 - Well, now I feel bad I didn't get to know you kids better. 99 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,336 - Also, climbing those steps will help bring on the baby. 100 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,207 - And I need to distract myself from thinking 101 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,948 about the very real possibility 102 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,299 that I might take a bow on Broadway tonight. 103 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,562 - How about your job as a bar owner? 104 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,041 Wouldn't that distract you? 105 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,740 - Oh, yeah. That. 106 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,437 - What about your job at the rec center? 107 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:11,267 - Do I still have that job? 108 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,661 No. 109 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:17,273 Yes. 110 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,754 No. 111 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,495 Maybe. 112 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,454 [phone buzzes] 113 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:28,023 Oh, my Cher. 114 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,547 The first two understudies have a bacterial parasite 115 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:31,896 and can't stop throwing up! 116 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,768 - Well, just say the word. We can make that 117 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,465 last chorus boy disappear. 118 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,119 Trust me. 119 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:41,079 He's already dead to his family in Utah. 120 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,777 - Oh, my God. Turn that up. 121 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,953 [news theme song] 122 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,781 - McCoy Whitman says "Cheerio" 123 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,260 to his job in London, 124 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,611 and returns to the Big Apple to his old chair, 125 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:53,483 anchoring the 6:00 and 10:00 news on Channel Four. 126 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,184 - Will, McCoy's back in New York. 127 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,621 - Yeah, I'm aware of that, Grace. 128 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,274 What, with my eyes and ears receiving information 129 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,755 as they do. - And he didn't tell you? 130 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,844 That is huge. 131 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,585 But... 132 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:09,978 Is it bigger than the thing 133 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:13,111 that's potentially happening to me? 134 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:15,549 America says, "No." 135 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,768 - Doesn't matter. McCoy and I broke up. 136 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,988 He didn't want kids, so. 137 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,206 See, now I'm getting sad again. 138 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,121 This is why I'm not looking back. 139 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,167 - I'm with you, honey. 140 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:28,823 That's why I'm telling Stan to stay out of my life forever. 141 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,433 That chapter is closed. 142 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,653 I don't even care who he ends up with. 143 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,569 - Are you sure about that? - Who said that? 144 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,702 - Ello, Mother. 145 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:42,097 Jack, Jim, Betty. 146 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,273 - Lorraine Finster. 147 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,971 - Looking good, girl. What you doing driving a cab? 148 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,364 - It's not a lot different from stripping. 149 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,105 You know, you take people where they wanna go. 150 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:53,108 Sometimes you end up with a big mess on your backseat. 151 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,460 You don't mean that about Stan, Mummy. 152 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,593 - Yes, you're my ex-step-daughter, 153 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,770 and yes, we had a four-way for three hours 154 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,033 with two of the One Directions, 155 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,688 but you know zero about me. 156 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,342 - Don't trust her, Karen. - That is offensive. 157 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,344 Why do women always have to tear each other down? 158 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,782 - Maybe 'cause you're a grifter who's always stealing from her. 159 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:18,394 - What, like you stole that nose off a Gentile, Betty? 160 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,312 Listen, Mummy. I've known you 161 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,096 for the better part of 300 years, 162 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,534 and one thing has remained constant: 163 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,493 not your boobs or your head or your body. 164 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,234 - How about her seemingly limitless tolerance 165 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:35,585 for drugs and alcohol? 166 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,152 - Thank you, Jim. 167 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,549 - All right, fine. Two things. 168 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:46,422 That, and you've always been in love with Stanley Walker. 169 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,076 - It's true, Kar. - You kind of have. 170 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,644 - Can't disagree. 171 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,167 - Damn it. 172 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:55,605 The slag, the hag, the drag, and the gentleman to my left 173 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:59,087 are correct. 174 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:02,264 Wait a minute. You're never right. 175 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,571 What's your angle, Finster? 176 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:07,530 - Well, I have been told I'm rather fetching from behind. 177 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,532 Also when I'm getting jackhammered. 178 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:12,448 My profile is regal. 179 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,406 - This is the filthiest episode 180 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:18,019 of "Downton Abbey" I've ever seen. 181 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,542 - You're right. 182 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,979 I do love Stan. 183 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:25,635 . 184 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,420 [upbeat piano music] 185 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,728 ♪ 186 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,644 - Whoo-hoo! [boat horn honks] 187 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:38,213 We beat Jack and Karen. Oh, God. 188 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,736 You were moving. 189 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:43,218 - I was just trying to get ahead of your stair-farting. 190 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,568 - I'm pregnant. 191 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,528 - Who are you gonna blame when that thing comes out? 192 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:51,922 - I'll get an old dog. 193 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,795 - Wow, look at this. 194 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,187 [sighs] 195 00:08:56,231 --> 00:09:00,061 That's our life, our city. [boat horn honks] 196 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:02,585 Just think of all the stories, - Hmm. 197 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,674 - Milestones, 198 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,547 men who have disappointed us. - Or... 199 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:11,463 We think about the men we'll disappoint in the future. 200 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,204 All that matters is we don't look back. 201 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,337 - Are we really not gonna talk about the fact 202 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,947 that McCoy is back in New York? 203 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,296 - We really aren't. 204 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,256 If he wanted to get in touch with me, he would've. 205 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,693 - But-- - Only looking forward... 206 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,216 [bird's wings flapping] At that pigeon 207 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,828 with a syringe in its mouth. 208 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:35,836 - Stanley, darling? - Oh, he's not here yet, Kare. 209 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,621 - Oh. He's probably running late. 210 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,667 Unless he got confused, and he's at the top 211 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,538 of the Empire State Building, 212 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,759 holding a lady and swatting away planes. 213 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,936 [footsteps approaching] 214 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:54,768 - Oh! My--my legs are dying! 215 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,422 Every part of them is like jelly: 216 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,424 my fibia, my flabia, 217 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,426 my skibia, my skabia. 218 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,646 - Not one of those things is real. 219 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,387 - Uh, I think I would know. I was a nurse. 220 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,345 [scoffs] 221 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,478 Wait. Am I still? 222 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,486 No. [laughs] 223 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,663 Yes. 224 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:24,406 [exhales] No. 225 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,277 Maybe. 226 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:29,498 [phone ringing] 227 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,413 Go for Jack. 228 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,371 Would you be a dear and hold the phone away from your ear 229 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,634 just for one second? 230 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,811 Yeah, just for one second. Okay. 231 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:41,075 [screams] 232 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:49,344 Thank you. I'll be right there. 233 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,041 Oh, my God. You guys! 234 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,915 The last understudy has the measles! 235 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,833 Thank you, anti-vaxxers! 236 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,661 I'm going on in two hours. 237 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:04,620 Tonight, I'm finally gonna take a bow on a Broadway stage! 238 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,882 - Oh, my God, this is your dream. 239 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,318 - Do you need us to help you get ready? 240 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,711 - Oh, I'm always ready. 241 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,495 Got my tap shoes and my sailor suit. 242 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,496 I won't be a minute. 243 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,412 [boat horn honks] 244 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,632 Ta-da! 245 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,508 - They let gays in the military now? 246 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:26,207 - Break a leg. - Aww, break some water. 247 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,080 - Proud of you, sailor. - Thanks, Will. 248 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,778 This is the first good thing to happen to me 249 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,867 on top of a woman. 250 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,741 Broadway, here I come. 251 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:46,009 - Will, we are going to see Jack McFarland on Broadway. 252 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,055 - Yeah, and not just pointing up at a marquee, 253 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:52,015 screaming, "Ben Platt took my career!" 254 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,930 - You know what? You girls go ahead. 255 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,846 I'm gonna wait for Stan. [boat horn honks] 256 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,544 - Do you need me to stay? - No, honey, I'm fine. 257 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,895 I'm sure he'll be here in a few minutes. 258 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,940 - It's a big day for both of us, huh? 259 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,987 - Why? What you got going on? 260 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,958 Where the hell are you, Stanley? 261 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,133 [sighs] 262 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,745 You better not make a fool of me. 263 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,399 [light piano music] 264 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,184 [applause] 265 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,055 - It's really happening. 266 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,579 - How did he do it? After all those stairs? 267 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,016 After all that dancing? 268 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,670 How did his legs not give out on him? 269 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,021 - Oh, here he comes! 270 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,720 [applause] 271 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,607 - The seaman on the floor is my husband. 272 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:09,266 ♪ 273 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,921 - He's not coming, is he, Libby? 274 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,228 Well, you know what? 275 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,404 I'm putting my torch down, honey. 276 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:20,060 My arm's getting tired. 277 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:24,107 [helicopter blades whirring] 278 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,460 Well, what do you know? 279 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,507 I guess it ain't over until the fat man choppers in 280 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,291 over restricted air space. 281 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,343 Wait a minute. 282 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:46,042 Am I really gonna climb a ladder into that helicopter, 283 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:49,959 and then another one into your arms, and that's it? 284 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,701 We just go back to the way things were? 285 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:56,183 You've done terrible things. I've done terrible things. 286 00:13:56,226 --> 00:14:00,143 There are bad people on both sides. 287 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:04,321 Starting over's not gonna be that easy, you know. 288 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,149 Oh, you think you can buy me back 289 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,978 with some trinket I can buy myself. 290 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,895 Let's start over. 291 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,115 Marry me again. 292 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,036 I love it. 293 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,867 Keep that flame burning, Libby. 294 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,695 Oh, and honey? Lose the tablet. 295 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,046 No one likes a girl who reads. 296 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,136 [energetic piano music] 297 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,355 - Sorry, sorry. Pregnant woman. 298 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,575 Sorry, sorry, pregnant. 299 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,143 Ooh. Nice. 300 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,884 - I thought we were gonna meet in the lobby? 301 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,973 - You will never believe who I saw in the bathroom. 302 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:50,193 - Michelle Visage? 303 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,238 - Who is that? 304 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,369 - There really is a big difference 305 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,545 between gay people and straight people. 306 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,721 - No! McCoy. 307 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,419 I saw McCoy. 308 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,811 McCoy's here? 309 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,509 W--Wait--McCoy was in the ladies room? 310 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,337 - Which one of us do you think picks a bathroom 311 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,252 based on the line? 312 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,254 - Are you sure it was him? - Yes! 313 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,952 He was at the urinal when I walked in, 314 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,913 and by the way, good for you. 315 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,483 - Oh, my God. 316 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,137 McCoy is here right now. 317 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,573 My heart's beating a mile a minute. 318 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,097 - Well-- - Don't say 319 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,186 what you're about to say. - Go after him. 320 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,623 - He didn't call me. I--why should I chase him? 321 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,233 - Why? Because, in 20 years, 322 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,279 I don't want to be the person who has to hear you say, 323 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,107 "I should have gone after him." 324 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,586 Come on. 325 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,501 Come on, I'll make room. Hey. 326 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981 Pregnant woman coming through! 327 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,031 . 328 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,337 - So I got out of the theater just in time to see McCoy 329 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,512 jump in the back of a town car. 330 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,687 And like a schmuck, 331 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,733 I--I did that speed walk/run thing 332 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,996 to try to catch up, and then I yelled his name 333 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172 in this desperate, high-pitched voice, 334 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,479 "McCoy, McCoy!" 335 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,049 Yes, Grace. 336 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268 Like a sad, gay crow. 337 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,708 I'll--I'll see you in a minute. 338 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:11,709 [elevator dings] 339 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,192 McCoy. 340 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,411 - Hey. 341 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,543 - What are you going here? 342 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,632 - I'm back in New York. 343 00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,460 I don't know if you knew. 344 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,593 - No, I had no idea. 345 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:29,031 - It was all just so much, so fast. 346 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,077 Getting married, 347 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,036 and the baby, I... 348 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,473 I got scared. 349 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,475 - I get that. 350 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,174 But I'm--I'm trying not to look back. 351 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,479 - Me neither. Me neither. 352 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,874 I--I--I'm only thinking about the future. 353 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,616 - Why couldn't you have just called? 354 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,313 And it's not just about you being attractive. 355 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,489 You also smell great. 356 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,926 - I forgot to put on deodorant. 357 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,931 So, is that a yes? 358 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,456 - I made a commitment to Grace. We're moving. 359 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,848 We're raising our babies together. 360 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,676 - And none of that has to change. 361 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,764 But, Will... 362 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,639 The gay guy gets to have his Prince Charming, too. 363 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,038 - Well, a happily ever after would be nice. 364 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,696 - Hey. 365 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,655 Anything new 366 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,874 since you got off the elevator? 367 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,138 - Like you weren't watching the whole thing 368 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,400 through the peephole. 369 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,577 - How is that guy hot, even through a fish-eye? 370 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,363 So, are you-- - We'll see. 371 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,061 It doesn't change anything. 372 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,672 - I'm happy for you. 373 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,457 Just like you'll be happy when it happens for me. 374 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,546 - Hmm. - [moans] 375 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,592 - [exhales] 376 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,508 Hey. Why didn't they take the couch? 377 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,337 - Oh, it wouldn't fit out the door. 378 00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,470 - Really? - No, I hate it. 379 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,689 I've always hated it. 380 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,519 So does he. That's why he's sad. 381 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,261 - I love this couch. It's the-- 382 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,394 It's the first thing I bought for this apartment. 383 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,136 - [sighs] 384 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,834 - Wow. 385 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:20,447 We lived a whole life here. - We sure did. 386 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,669 Wait. You said no reminiscing. 387 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,325 - Maybe just a little bit. 388 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:32,459 [exhales] 389 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,418 - [sighs] 390 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,682 Everything's gonna be so different. 391 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,685 A whole new life. 392 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,383 A new house. - Hmm. 393 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,734 - Kids. 394 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:50,955 We've always just been Will and Grace. 395 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,307 - It's okay. 396 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,091 - What do you mean? 397 00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,139 - Maybe we've been Will and Grace long enough. 398 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,838 - How much you wanna bet they're in there 399 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:07,015 staring into each other's eyes? 400 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,973 - Everything's changing. 401 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,454 It's like we won't be the old Jack and Karen anymore. 402 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,629 [smack] 403 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:19,070 - Don't you dare call me old, you big homo. 404 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,812 [smack] 405 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,687 - Don't you dare call me big. 406 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,992 [smack] [smack] 407 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,127 [both sigh] 408 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,174 We're still us! 409 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,219 - And we always will be. 410 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,351 Come on. 411 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,223 Let's go pull them off each other. 412 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,095 Grace Adler, you had better be wearing a condom. 413 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,576 - [laughs] 414 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,797 - There he is, our Broadway star. 415 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,191 - Oh, Jack. You were awesome. 416 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,584 And Karen, you and Stan-- are you happy? 417 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,803 - I am. 418 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,805 There are 100 reasons why Stan and I 419 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,633 shouldn't be together, 420 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:03,811 and 7.3 billion reasons why we should. 421 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,988 - Aww. I love love. 422 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,294 Come on, everyone. Shift it. 423 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,644 It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting. 424 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:14,213 - It's time. - Yeah, I just said that. 425 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,779 Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, 426 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,433 whatever they want to drink, an entrée, 427 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,653 and a barbeque if you have one. 428 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,612 - No. It's time. 429 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,527 - Honey, I think our girl's getting ready 430 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,182 to have her litter. 431 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,056 - You sure? 432 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,667 - Oh yeah--yeah, yeah-- oh, yeah. 433 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,408 - Oh, my God. I'm gonna be an uncle. 434 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,018 - I'm gonna be an aunt! [laughs] 435 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:42,676 - I'm gonna be richer! - [squeals] 436 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,634 - Hey, let me in. It's kind of my moment. 437 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,984 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 438 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,117 - Okay, you guys, get the elevator. 439 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,688 You ready for this? - 100% no. 440 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,212 - You're gonna be great. 441 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,955 We are gonna be great. - [laughs] 442 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,131 - Let's go. [elevator dings] 443 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,235 [nostalgic piano music] 444 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,933 ♪